WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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  • Always say yes to seeing friends
  • Eat breakfast every day
  • Recognize that positive change rarely happens overnight
  • Accept the fuck-ups, but try not to let them happen again
  • There is a song to remedy every situation on the planet
  • Appreciate the people in your life
  • Look for the good in everything
  • Try new things and try them often
  • Treat yourself as well as you treat others

(Source: undef-eat-able, via jgrassound)

nnnilou:

fuckyeahthesims4:

simscompletecollection:

The Sims 4 books though. Can’t handle it.

Love it

I actually feel like some of these might benefit me.

nnnilou:

fuckyeahthesims4:

simscompletecollection:

The Sims 4 books though. Can’t handle it.

Love it

I actually feel like some of these might benefit me.

(via raidenraccoon)

humblebumble:

tastefullyoffensive:

[ophilcial]

Possibly what heaven looks like

humblebumble:

tastefullyoffensive:

[ophilcial]

Possibly what heaven looks like

(via raidenraccoon)


Deadpool #27

Deadpool #27

(Source: clintbarthon, via zerodaysdone)

rubyetc:

I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff. 

(Source: rubyetc, via swailingwhat)

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: youngadultatbooktopia, via citrusuniverse)

If the universe is infinite and the possibilities are endless, why are all moons and planets round? Like…why aren’t there square shaped planets? Or triangular? Why is it that celestial terrain is always consistently round?

cptainsteverogers:

This website is a fucking lifesaver for making your work cited page why did I just learn about it today instead of spending years being confused by purdue owl

lediableaquatre:

the fact that I’m a hopeless romantic really gets in the way of my natural cynicism.

(via cameronwolfe)

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

Were you cheesed off?

(via red-riding-rose)

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille, via amelia-meme)

notgoingtohelp:

You will never convince me that a person has played a role better. Yes I include Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man in that comparison. NOBODY beats JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson.

(Source: pamivy, via capt-buckybarnes)

slavette:

"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"

I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.

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