"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"
— (via antiqeu)
(Source: rafeeqj, via stopsendingmyboystowar)
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school
when people try to mess with already established ship names